i shitting swear to gawd that this is the shittiest award show that ever shit on this piece of shit earth
why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying
i am kind of sad ok
this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck
when people make fun of you for being too young
cat people: erwin schrödinger
This precious child speaks to me on a deep emotional level and I want to tuck them into bed with hot chocolate and cookies and hold their hand so we can sob hysterically and bond over our impending doom together.
Wow. Talk about ultimate camouflage.